'The Axe Man'

With a simple
Child like smile
The axe man says
Please come out and play
It's such a nice day
I dont know what to think
He has laid the axe to me
So many times
I am afraid
But he seems so nice today
He bekons me
Like he cares
And i want to believe
More than anything i want to believe
That he really cares to me
Nervous and afraid
Head looking down
Like i am the one
Who should be ashamed
I step out
Trying to look up
Without lifting my head
He has the same child like smile
But there is a different
Look in his eyes
There is great delight in his heart
For the Pain
He is about to inflict on me
The mighty axe
Lays to my root
Cutting me down again
Leaving me laying in my blood
To hurt to cry
To weak to fight
The axe man got
Exactly what he wanted
He only hurt my body
But he killed my hope.

This Is It, India vs Pakistan (THE 'BIG' MATCH)

It's a humdinger, the atmosphere is electric, it doesn't get bigger than this, the ground is packed to the rafters. Oh i simply can't wait for Ravi Shastri to say when the match starts in a few hours time, there is so much excitement all around the world, almost 1/5th of the world's population will be glued to their television set at 2:30 pm IST, Given that India-Pakistan combined have a 1.5 billion population, this match is going to result in a 25% loss in world productivity. Even sparrows and pigeons outside my window seem to be mighty exited about the match. If only they knew the way to Mohali. Whenever to hear India vs Pakistan, the only two things the hit our brains are 'Cricket' and 'War'. War hehe well surely Hindi news channels have called our team "YODHAS" so many times, I half expect a mid-innings Ram Leela Performance. Dear news channels, We know you wanted a holiday to watch the match and you haven't got it. Please stop venting the anger on us. But seriously 1948, 1965, 1971 and 1999, four times at battlefield and 1992, 1996, 1999 and 2003 on the cricket field. 4-4 baar haar chukey ho. Aaj bhi [ofcourse aaj bhi, imagine Pakistan beating India and going to Mumbai for the finals, Shiv Sena and MNS will get clear cut erection]. Sometime i feel its not even a match its a wedding, Aman weds Ash. Venue - Mohali. Date - 30 March 2011. Big fat wedding celebrities and politicians are attending. Is it a sub-continent bandh today? Just asking!
Anyways the The Indo-Pak match has been hyped so much if India wins, the whole nation would go crazy and if India looses the whole nation would still go crazy. The hype is so much that the Hackneyed and Vicious "dudh maango, kheer denge, world cup maango, toh cheer denge" lines have started appearing. Sigh! No one has contributed more to the build-up of stupid Jingoistic Anti-Pakistan rhetoric than Sunny Deol.
Obviously there are four outcomes to this epic match, A India win [ Which i think every Indian wants :-D], A Pakistan [ A result that wouldn't satisfy any Indian :-@], A Tie [No one wants this :-P], and a No Match situation, if there is no match today due to a wet outfield, Gilani an Manmohan will watch 'Ram Teri Ganga Maili' together as a symbolic gesture.
Everyone would be getting ready for the match, Fans going to PCA Stadium from all corners of the world, Millions of people watching on Television with Food, Beer and whatever that can get them charged for the match. Chickens in Mohali would be busy crossing the road and disappearing. None wants to be roasted for the Gilani-Manmohan dinner. Even Munaf Patel is still confused as to whether he should shave or not for the match. If India wins today my first born will be named Mohali. Otherwise he/she will be called Dickmon/Panadol as orignally planned :-P.
I am pretty sure India will win today because we are yet to loose to them, HELL we never loose to them in world cup cricket and wouldn't into to much statistics, because statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide :-P.
To sum it up i'll quote my friends status update on Facebook.
"Sidney 1992 Fakr hain
Bangalore 1996 Fakr hain
Old Trafford 1999 Fakr hain

Centurion 2003 Fakr hain.
Johannesburg 2007 Fakr hain
They have asked many questions on Friday, repeated on Tuesday and like always we will reply them on A WEDNESDAY....!!!
GO INDIA
GO Men in Blue
De Ghumake!"
 

The Friendship match as it should be called.

Let's Hope the little master gets his 100th ton against Pakistan.

Alright, Let's Blog!

Hello world,
I am Tejas Shashank Madaye [well that's my full name :D] its just a name right? I'm no Celebrity, Sportsman, Author, Actor, Politician, Tycoon or a Rockstar? I'm right now just a name living in this planet they call Earth! But one day i'm sure i'll have a identity of my own. I live on Earth that's obivious, its hasn't been proved that there is life on Mars or any other planet for that matter, anyways on Earth i live in a country called India rich for its culture, tradition, heritge, food and much much more, hey don't wanna get into much detail. Well i'm just a normal person [a human hopefully :P] people have a myth! I'm a down to earth person, so down to earth that people have to dig atleast ten feet down to find me, and when they do, i scream out loud "get me out of here?" with a sigh of relief. I am blogging because few people and close friends think that i write well, atleast on facebook [a raise a lot of eyebrows on fb with my crazy status updates and annoying but funny comments :P], and at the same time i remain so quite in the outside world that people say "hey? What's wrong with this guy? Is he mad!". I don't give a shit, that's me, problem or a gift, you gotta deal with it. I want to become a writer one day, want to publish books that can make a valid change in the outlook of the global society! You can find traits of drugs (obssed with it) alcohol, sex (love watching porn movies), hollywood in usa, music [big Michael Jackson buff :D], movies and many other random that i come across in life! I hope you people bump into my blog somehow and have a glance through and obiviously i hope you like it :D